It will help me, if you have questions he cannot answer (very likely at the moment !), if you would also e-mail me the question, so I can teach him what to say in future. I will update him every few days.
If you are bored and just want a chat, Mr P will be an online friend, but please bear in mind that he is only 5 years old and pretty stupid, all things considered...
IMPORTANT NOTE : All conversations are logged so I can see what Mr P is asked and improve his responses. I cannot find out your e-mail address or discover who you are. I have turned off his ability to learn from users to avoid him being taught inappropriate or offensive words. Please be very tolerant at this early stage...