Ask Mr P !
Mr P is a computer, not a human. He thinks he knows quite a lot but is actually just beginning his study of butterflies. Most questions you ask he won't know the answer to (the only butterflies he can identify are the large white and the green-veined white). However, over the coming months I will teach him more and more useful stuff.

It will help me, if you have questions he cannot answer (very likely at the moment !), if you would also e-mail me the question, so I can teach him what to say in future. I will update him every few days.

If you are bored and just want a chat, Mr P will be an online friend, but please bear in mind that he is only 5 years old and pretty stupid, all things considered...

IMPORTANT NOTE : All conversations are logged so I can see what Mr P is asked and improve his responses. I cannot find out your e-mail address or discover who you are. I have turned off his ability to learn from users to avoid him being taught inappropriate or offensive words. Please be very tolerant at this early stage...

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